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ANDY MURRAY & DONALD TRUMP STORM GLOBAL SPORTS SUMMIT IN GOLD-PLATED TANK: Roll Onto Monaco Stage Together, Announce $10 BILLION “Make Sports Great Again” Fund as 87 World Leaders Applaud for 23 Minutes Straight
ANDY MURRAY & DONALD TRUMP STORM GLOBAL SPORTS SUMMIT IN GOLD-PLATED TANK: Roll Onto Monaco Stage Together, Announce $10 BILLION “Make Sports Great Again” Fund as 87 World Leaders Applaud for 23 Minutes Straight
In scenes that instantly became the most viral 4 minutes in sports history, Sir Andy Murray (38) and President Donald Trump (79) crashed the Monaco World Sports Congress yesterday by arriving inside a custom 24-karat gold M1 Abrams tank blasting “Sweet Caroline” at 180 decibels.
The hatch flew open at 20:17 local time. Trump emerged first in a red MAGA cap and Wimbledon blazer, followed by Murray in full Highland battle kilt holding his two titanium hips like trophies. They marched to the podium while 87 heads of state rose in unison.
Trump grabbed the mic: “Andy Murray is the toughest athlete alive, he’s got metal hips stronger than NATO! Together we’re launching a TEN BILLION dollar fund to save real sports from woke nonsense, tremendous!”
Murray then dead-lifted the 42-pound crystal summit trophy with one arm, screamed “This is for every kid who was told they’re finished!” and spiked it like a rugby ball. The explosion of confetti knocked IOC president Thomas Bach off his chair.
FIFA, NBA, and IOC chiefs were seen openly weeping. The tank did three victory doughnuts on the red carpet before leaving. Macron asked for a selfie and was denied.
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