REVEALED: New Report Uncovers Startling Detail On Why the Royal Family Desperately Needs Meghan Markle Back…

Buckingham Palace’s annual report has come out, detailing just how badly they are still doing, four long years after Megxit.

It’s Saturday, so let’s talk about some percentages. (Never let it be said I don’t know how to have a good time!)

So, 18 per cent. That’s the percentage of Brits who are from black, Asian, mixed or other ethnic groups. (Want a really wild night? Delve into British census data. Rock. And. Roll).

Now who wants to take a wild guess at what percentage of Buckingham Palace staff are also from black, Asian, mixed or other ethnic groups? Not that far off half that, at 11.4 per cent.

Now before this starts sounding too much like I’ve been reading Nigel Farage’s unicorn-covered dream journal, my point is, London, we have a problem. A major one. And one that a certain duchess could help fix.

Recently, the annual Sovereign Grant report came out, 136 pages of sustainability targets

and light bulb counts, and it makes two things clear. On the subject of diversity, the Palace is not exactly in tip-top shape. And the Crown Inc? Gosh darn it, but they need Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex back.